filiandkilimakeaporno:

mylilsunshine:

tupacabra:

tupacabra:

why do i have a file saved named pizza_babe.gif

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oh that’s why ok

WHERE IS TUMBLR USER PIZZA WHEN YOU NEED HER

Let’s Play: MAKE PIZZA FIND THE THING

(via summon-the-monster)


maryamdork:

maryamdork:

maryamdork:

I  T TRIED   TO  ANSWER ONE OF THE TMI QUESSTNION ANS INSTEAD I ACCIDENTAL;LY MIXED TWO OF THEM TOGETHER AND HIT PUBLISH SO I JUST PUBLISHED AN ASK IMPLYING THAT I TRIED TO PUT A PIECE OF TOAST INTO MY VAGINA

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PLEASE    STOP REBLOGGING THIS I JUST WANT TO FORGET

(via secretlyacatforallyouknow)




can-town-mayor:

her-carcass-reanimates:

rotten-fruit-and-perfect-aim:

starvingfartist:

i knew you were trouble when you walked in

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now im lion on the cold hard ground

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WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

RUNNING ROUND LEAVING SCARS

I SOMETIMES HATE YOU PEOPLE

(via justtryingtofindhome)


pleatedjeans:

awesomephilia:

Who you gon’ call? (via)

better than expected.

(via zackisontumblr)


8ump:

8ump:

i’m going into the xD tag wish me luck

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(via perksofgettingthefuckawayfromme)


pbnk:

fudoggz:

ahorsecalledhonour:

Wonderful

after all of that i dont even fucking get the joke

Omfg its “I-ARREST-U”.

IRISH STU.

I ARREST YOU.

THAT IS THE JOKE.

(via rj-hooks)


(via emmyjay14)




Because the word ‘toss’ in England means to masturbate 

(via zouisquiffs)



paulsgroovypalace:

i’m trying to imagine him asking these guys to take this picture

paulsgroovypalace:

i’m trying to imagine him asking these guys to take this picture

(via right-whosstolethebagpipes)


galicseas:

IT’S SO CUTE IM REBLOGGING TWICE

galicseas:

IT’S SO CUTE IM REBLOGGING TWICE

(via red-lips--and--white-lies)